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Kidnapping trio & little 2nd Lt. Koito
Dec. 11th, 2023 08:34 amOriginal work.
Page 1.
Tsurumi: Starting from today, you’ll be living with these three of my men for a while, so try to get along with them.
(Koito’s gibberish ensues. He doesn’t look happy about this.)
Tsurumi: I have no idea what that means, but good answer. Ah, and Kikuta, come outside with me.
Kikuta: Yes, sir.
Page 2.
Title: “The two of us’re taking care of him together for now.”
Tsukishima: Isn’t this anpan old!? (Don’t eat it!)
Ogata: That’s why I’m feeding it to him.
Koito: *look of betrayal*
Tsukishima: Hey!!
In the corner: Cigarette-flavored candy.
Page 3.
Half a day later.
Kikuta-san finished working outside.
Kikuta: Uh-oh… He’s come to really like you, huh.
Koito: Hey, Tsukishima...
Koito: Come here, Tsukishima!
Koito: Tsukishimaaa!
Kikuta: And what did you do to make him hate you that much in the span of half a day?
Ogata: (I have absolutely no idea.) Huh—? Well, he’s of noble birth after all, so how am I supposed to…
Kikuta: Ah, yeah yeah, understood.
Koito: (gibberish) (Read: Ogata was saying stuff like “Don’t come here”!)
Page 4.
Koito: I don’t like radish…
Tsukishima: If you don't eat everything, you won't grow big.
Ogata: Tsukishima-san saying that isn’t persuasive at all. (Even though you’d eat everything.)
Tsukishima: I’m gonna kick your ass.
Kikuta: Hey, Ogata, stop putting your shiitake mushrooms on my plate without asking me. C’mon…
The image of Kikuta-san who, if you keep on refusing, will say “it can’t be helped” and eat the mushrooms, and even if you don’t, will still have no other choice but to eat the mushrooms anyway.
What happens if you put them on Tsukishima’s plate:
Tsukishima: Eat everything properly.
Ogata: Ueghh…
Kikuta: That’s what happens if you don’t like them, Koito-san.
Koito: Kiee…
Page 5.
Kikuta: What’s Tsurumi-san like at work?
Koito: Yeah.
Kikuta: Aah, he’s somewhat of a slave-driver. And he has a tendency to say unreasonable stuff that’ll make you uncomfortable. (It’s seriously flummoxing.)
Koito: Like what?
Kikuta: For example… (*quick glance at Tsukishima*)
Tsukishima: (unspoken) Don’t say any unnecessary things.
Kikuta: I’ll tell Koito-san about it when you get older. (It’s too early for you to hear this.)
Koito: Why!?
Page 6.
Koito: More… I still don’t know anything. Teach me more about Tsurumi-don— uh.
Tsukishima: It’s time to sleep, Koito-san.
Koito: Guh…!
Tsukishima: Can you walk by yourself?
Koito: Yea… *snores*
Tsukishima: …………………… (He fell asleep…) It can’t be helped.
Ogata: He’s still the same, huh.
Page 7.
Ogata: The pampered brat.
Tsukishima: Stop it. With that way of referring.
News anchor: And now, for the next piece of news. An elementary school boy has gone missing since yesterday.
Page 8.
News anchor: The person who’s missing is Koito Otonoshin-kun. According to the police, Otonoshin-kun was visiting a commercial facility in Hokkaido with his family. It is said that he went to the restroom for about five minutes, and then disappeared. A search operation is currently underway, as the person may have been involved in an incident or accident.
Page 9.
News anchor: —The police are asking for public help as they have yet to receive any promising sightings. Anyone with information is asked to call the following number.
Kikuta: …I knew it. He’s a real slave-driver… that Lieutenant Tsurumi.
A/N: As kidnapping is a crime, we have no intention of endorsing or encouraging it. Please be aware.
Page 1.
Tsurumi: Starting from today, you’ll be living with these three of my men for a while, so try to get along with them.
(Koito’s gibberish ensues. He doesn’t look happy about this.)
Tsurumi: I have no idea what that means, but good answer. Ah, and Kikuta, come outside with me.
Kikuta: Yes, sir.
Page 2.
Title: “The two of us’re taking care of him together for now.”
Tsukishima: Isn’t this anpan old!? (Don’t eat it!)
Ogata: That’s why I’m feeding it to him.
Koito: *look of betrayal*
Tsukishima: Hey!!
In the corner: Cigarette-flavored candy.
Page 3.
Half a day later.
Kikuta-san finished working outside.
Kikuta: Uh-oh… He’s come to really like you, huh.
Koito: Hey, Tsukishima...
Koito: Come here, Tsukishima!
Koito: Tsukishimaaa!
Kikuta: And what did you do to make him hate you that much in the span of half a day?
Ogata: (I have absolutely no idea.) Huh—? Well, he’s of noble birth after all, so how am I supposed to…
Kikuta: Ah, yeah yeah, understood.
Koito: (gibberish) (Read: Ogata was saying stuff like “Don’t come here”!)
Page 4.
Koito: I don’t like radish…
Tsukishima: If you don't eat everything, you won't grow big.
Ogata: Tsukishima-san saying that isn’t persuasive at all. (Even though you’d eat everything.)
Tsukishima: I’m gonna kick your ass.
Kikuta: Hey, Ogata, stop putting your shiitake mushrooms on my plate without asking me. C’mon…
The image of Kikuta-san who, if you keep on refusing, will say “it can’t be helped” and eat the mushrooms, and even if you don’t, will still have no other choice but to eat the mushrooms anyway.
What happens if you put them on Tsukishima’s plate:
Tsukishima: Eat everything properly.
Ogata: Ueghh…
Kikuta: That’s what happens if you don’t like them, Koito-san.
Koito: Kiee…
Page 5.
Kikuta: What’s Tsurumi-san like at work?
Koito: Yeah.
Kikuta: Aah, he’s somewhat of a slave-driver. And he has a tendency to say unreasonable stuff that’ll make you uncomfortable. (It’s seriously flummoxing.)
Koito: Like what?
Kikuta: For example… (*quick glance at Tsukishima*)
Tsukishima: (unspoken) Don’t say any unnecessary things.
Kikuta: I’ll tell Koito-san about it when you get older. (It’s too early for you to hear this.)
Koito: Why!?
Page 6.
Koito: More… I still don’t know anything. Teach me more about Tsurumi-don— uh.
Tsukishima: It’s time to sleep, Koito-san.
Koito: Guh…!
Tsukishima: Can you walk by yourself?
Koito: Yea… *snores*
Tsukishima: …………………… (He fell asleep…) It can’t be helped.
Ogata: He’s still the same, huh.
Page 7.
Ogata: The pampered brat.
Tsukishima: Stop it. With that way of referring.
News anchor: And now, for the next piece of news. An elementary school boy has gone missing since yesterday.
Page 8.
News anchor: The person who’s missing is Koito Otonoshin-kun. According to the police, Otonoshin-kun was visiting a commercial facility in Hokkaido with his family. It is said that he went to the restroom for about five minutes, and then disappeared. A search operation is currently underway, as the person may have been involved in an incident or accident.
Page 9.
News anchor: —The police are asking for public help as they have yet to receive any promising sightings. Anyone with information is asked to call the following number.
Kikuta: …I knew it. He’s a real slave-driver… that Lieutenant Tsurumi.
A/N: As kidnapping is a crime, we have no intention of endorsing or encouraging it. Please be aware.
